
November 02, 2018
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Saturday, in a constantly-repeating story as old as the Jewish people, a vile piece of human excrement decided to slaughter as many Jews as possible at a synagogue in Pittsburgh. Though Jews in America are unquestionably the luckiest to have ever lived in a non-Jewish country, the alarming rise of Anti-Semitism here, punctuated by this heinous attack, proves that this ancient evil refuses to die, and we'd better be prepared to defend ourselves against it. Each year at Passover, Jews read from a prayer book called the Haggadah, which contains these words: "In every generation, they arise to annihilate us" -- not "persecute" us; not "enslave" us; annihilate us. My father and his generation founded the state of Israel to give our people a fighting chance against the depravity as has repeatedly tried to destroy us. That she continues to thrive in the face of daily attacks while surrounded by hundreds of millions who would wipe her off the map is a testament to the value of facing and preparing for the harsh realities of the world. The late Rabbi Kahane's motto was "Every Jew a 22." Time to start packing and know how to shoot. Never Again! God bless the mourning and devastated families in Pittsburgh.
In the aftermath of the deadliest anti-Semitic shooting in American history, the Ene-media immediately pushed the narrative that President Trump himself, was anti-semitic, and somehow responsible. Sure he was. It matters not that Trump is the most pro-Israel President since Truman. Not only did he move the American embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, he has cut off aid to the terror-supporting Palestinian Authority, and ended Obama's calamitous Iran deal. That he forcefully declared "This evil, anti-semitic attack is an assault on all of us...those seeking their [the Jews] destruction, we will seek THEIR destruction," or that many of his closest friends and advisors, his daughter, son-in-law and grandchildren are Jewish is all a con. And which party has Jew-haters Lewis Farrakhan and Linda Sarsour? What was Farrakahn's statement the other day? Termites? Anti-termite, that's it. The DEM-media will be all over that connection. Facts, reality - none of that matters to these bastards. To them, bullet-ridden bodies are just political fodder for Midterm election positioning. They aren't "journalists," they're vultures - despicable, craven, inhuman vultures. That they see nothing wrong with exploiting the deaths of fellow Americans in order to advance their agenda is beneath contempt.
Also, according to these unbiased, non-enemies-of-the-people, Trump and all of his supporters are responsible for the 'roid-addled kook from Florida mailing pipe bombs to washed up Dem hacks, last week. "Make America Great Again" is apparently a cunningly encrypted code for "Mail bombs!" So cunning, in fact, that only one jerk out of 63 million Trump voters could decipher it. Who knew? But their attacks are just one more transparent attempt to sway the independents to vote for the 'Rats. The Kavanaugh fiasco blew up in their faces. Ditto the caravan invasion. OK, I know. Let's accuse them of being complicit in history's least effective bombing campaign run by a dude who looks like he escaped from Ringling Brothers? Not enough? How about we also blame Trump voters for what a guy who hated Trump for not hating Jews enough did in a synagogue? Yeah, that'll totally not ensure every potential GOP voter will be heading to the polls to check the box beside the candidates with the R's. You guys go with that. But I agree with Dianny at Patriot Retort. It's all Jodie Foster's fault.
President Trump is also under heavy criticism after announcing the deployment of thousands of troops to the United States-Mexico border for the bizarre purpose of defending the country. No one is sure where Trump got this strange idea that the military is supposed to be used to secure the nation's borders. One MSNPC commentator called the move "unheard of and unprecedented," further elaborating that a president who redirects US military resources from occupying other countries to defending ours is "one step away from using the tactics of Adolf Hitler." President Obama came out hard against the deployment, saying that he favors drone striking civilians on the other side of the globe as the best way to secure our nation. Meanwhile, another migrant caravan began marching through Mexico this week. This one, full of leftists departed the US headed for Venezuela, stating they will demand asylum so they might experience the far better life that the socialist paradise offers. The migrants claim they are leaving America because of its high standard of living, strong economy, and record employment numbers, and hope to find a better life in Venezuela's much more equitable system. At its current pace, the caravan is expected to arrive just in time for Venezuela to run out of food entirely.
Don't forget to turn your clocks back on Sunday so that you can screw up your sleep cycles, enjoy seeing midnight blackness outside at around 6 pm, and all of the gut-wrenching effects of jet lag without actually having to go somewhere potentially fun. If Trump would promise an executive order ending Daylight Saving Time, he could pretty much lock up the midterms.
Finally, Tuesday is Election day - let's all make sure to do our part to ensure we don't turn our clocks back to those dark days of 2009. We all know what's at stake. WE CAN'T GO BACK! Since we replaced an anti-American community organizer with a MAGA businessman, our economy has taken off like a rocket and all we've seen from the De-MOB-crats is rabid hatred, violence and thuggery. Don't believe the same polls that showed HELLary had a 93% probability of winning. The midterms are going to be all about turnout, so let's turn out!
As Congressman Lee Zeldin said on the Mark Levin show Thursday, "Complacency is not an option...we have to visualize the kind of country we want in January and fight for it...this country that I am willing to lay down my life for on the battlefield is one that's worth fighting for...No one can stay home, you can't wake up on Nov 7th complaining about the country that we have if we don't fight for it. You have to earn that with your vote!" Remember election night, 2016? The stunned looks, the crying, the hysteria, the panic, and the angst among the Libs, elites, the media and the Beltway establishment? We can shock the world again. We can do it with your help and energy. Take a few friends to the polls. Take your elderly relatives. Take anyone you know who otherwise wouldn't vote. Click here to find your/their polling place. Let's make them cry again on Tuesday night!












































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