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December 21, 2018

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   Does anyone besides me have a bad case of whiplash after the rapid-fire about faces PJDT made on the wall this week? First, he's bragging he'll "shut down the gummint" and finally fight to stop the illegal invasion on our southern border. Then the WH indicated he'd caved again on his signature issue, pulling a Wimpy and gladly giving the 'Rats everything they want today for a vague "promise" of some future action on border security, on Tuesday. When Chinless Mitch passed a CR without wall funding Wednesday night, once again Tuesday had come and gone and we got bupkis. But by yesterday, with the backlash from his most stalwart supporters reaching Spinal Tap 11, Trump pulled another 180, telling Paul RINO he wouldn't sign a bill without wall funding & the House passed one with $5.7B, setting up a showdown in the Senate. As of this writing, it's beginning to look a lot like a shutdown, but don't hold your breath. How sad that our best hope to stop the barbarians at the gate may well be the "We The People Will Build The Wall" most successful GoFundMe campaign of all time. Get your neck braces ready, folks. With the speaker's gavel in Botox Betty's hands and Mr. let go my ego's lack of principles showing, the next 2 years look to be a very bumpy ride!
   Regardless of whether you think Trump's decision to pull US troops out of Syria now that ISIS has become WAS-WAS is "an Obama-like mistake" that empowers Iran, or was the correct move to stop the US from being the Middle East policeman, there's no denying that the resignation of Gen. "Mad Dog" Mattis as Defense Secretary over it, is a yuge loss. The popular Marine general was a fierce and effective warrior who struck fear into the hearts of our enemies with his ruthless efficiency on the battlefield, his many incredible, bad-ass quotes, and his nickname, alone. It's unlikely we'll see another man of his ilk any time soon. Farewell, Mad Dog. Thank you for your incredible service to our grateful nation.
   What is it with AZ? First they replaced crapweasel Jeff (don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out) Flake with a bonafide Communist, and now they're filling McSh!tstain's (finally) vacated seat with another RINO establishment loser, McSally. I'd say it must be the desert sun on the brain, but then I see the wretched lowlifes we in the people's republic of NY keep sending to DC. Lord help us!

  In a shocking turn of events, a government death panel has decided to remove all life support from Obamacare and let it die a natural death in the face of the new ruling by a Texas judge that it's unconstitutional. "There is little chance that Obamacare will recover," said one of the decision makers. "Plus, there are quality of life issues with the high deductibles and high premiums. The kind thing to do is to remove all costly support keeping it artificially alive." President Trump, in a rare moment of sensitivity, consoled former president Obama, telling him not to be sad because Obamacare is 'stupid' and that he should be glad when it's dead.
   Crazy-eyes Cortex announced this week that she's taking a taking a well-deserved break from the job she hasn't started yet to pamper herself with "self-care." I never realized how exhausting it was for the young Socialist to run around spouting nonsense. Maybe she's just worn out from walking through all 3 chambers of Congress. It's a good idea, though. The meme makers need her to take a break so they can catch up! And she hasn't even been Inaugurated yet!
   This week in LibTard News: Progressive schools in the UK are "teaching" 8 year-old boys that "men get periods, too." Sorry. No! In a hysterical turn of events, President Trump has now offended practitioners of witchcraft by calling the Mueller probe a witch hunt. Double, double, toil and trouble... Self-described comedian, Amy Schumer has vowed to make herself even less attractive - as if there was any room there. Now what will she do with the rest of her day? A Clemson philosophy professor penned an op-ed in the NYT asking if human extinction would be a good thing. Perhaps the intellectually superior professor should lead by example? But this raises a larger question: Does a philosophy professor really exist if no one listens to his whiny sh!t? According to Liberals in Portland, white women there are now guilty of "Food Appropriation," for having the audacity to cook Mexican food. So, in the demented mind of liberals, Mexicans are entitled to cross the border at will and take full advantage of everything that America has to offer, but Americans should banned from making tacos. If that's true, why aren't transgenders accused of sexual appropriation? Asking for a friend. A new survey claims 27% of people would prefer Santa Claus to be female or gender neutral. According to one respondent, "I just feel like a white, old man giving presents is kind of creepy." No doubt because in this person's mind, an endless supply of presents should actually be given away to all by a faceless, genderless government. Liberalism is indeed a mental disorder.
   Winter officially begins today at precisely 5:23 p.m EST. and scientists are warning that a polar vortex will blast across the US later this month and into January, bringing lots of snow and bone-chilling temperatures - where's all that global warming Al Bore and "the science is settled" crowd keep promising us?

   Finally, TO ALL MY DEMOCRAT FRIENDS: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish. TO ALL MY REPUBLICAN FAMILY AND FRIENDS: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! (IN DOMINOES!).

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"Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and given him triumphal processions.

Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the "new wonderful good society" which shall now be Rome's, interpreted to mean "more money, more ease, more security, and more living fatly at the expense of the industrious".

- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)


"It does not take a majority to prevail - but an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men."

-- Samuel Adams

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."

-- Ronald Reagan

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened".

-- Norman Thomas
Socialist Candidate for President of the United States 1944